Taken from the Anthology ‘Funnies
and Cutees’
© Teresa Joseph Franklin
Extended version for
University tutors
ITS EVERYDAYS
It is Mondays
When I don’t want to get up
for work
Oh that bossy so and so
They complain were late
Then huh
What is the date
Go get calendar
Mate
Oh hang on abit
He he we can be late
It’s Tuesday
Amusement day
Fun with the gun
The glue one I meant
Cor blimey chum
It’s stuck to your bum
It’s Wednesday
Oh heck where is Friday?
The boss is a loss
He doesn’t give a toss
He’s just lost a valuable
client
And their goes our bonuses
And all our happy Christmases
It’s Thursday
A light at the end of the
tunnel
Brian what are you doing
with that funnel?
No, no don’t tell
Oh I can’t look!!!
My stomach is turning funny
Oh where is that loo?
Brian your sacked
Its Friday
Hip hip hoorayeee
Where is my coffee?
Oh heck Brian’s a mess
Must have been that funnel
Oh please no more
One day with you is enough
To last a life time
I need my COFFEEE
Oh look time to go home
Whoopee
That’s me all done
Goodbyeeee
It’s Saturday
Flipping heck I thought it
was the end of the week
Oh I feel rough
What was in that plumb duff?
Oh no just got to get on
with it
There is a Day School to
attend to
Students waiting
Anticipating
What’s the next move?
Aagh get in the car
Get yourself in gear
What am I doing here?
Oh dear
Is this the life of an
Open University tutor?
Oh roll on Sunday
Please don’t tell me I can’t
have a rest
© Teresa Joseph Franklin
4th May 2012
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